Person #10 knows none of the other 9.
Person #9 is at the other end of the country, being really cold and miserable.
Person #8 is at the other end of the country, being really cold, but loving it.
Person #7 would hate this vague and cryptic list.
Person #6 loves lists, but most likely will never figure out that they’re on this one.
Person #5 will most definitely assume they’re on this list because their head is so big.
Person #4 is my biggest fan.
Person #3 received the worst goodbye I’ve ever given anyone. ever.
Person #2 is getting married. *confetti* :)
Person #1 is really boring, but I miss them anyway.
I’m eventually going to find a way… to hang out with everyone on this list again.
Lord help me.